I have a question: stwllar trock? I can see "stwllar" is "stellar", but "trock"? What's that?
Non-sensical run-on sentence fragments rock!
I was sitting in my kitchen with a big bowl of cathair-sweetened cornflakes when suddenly the doorbell meowed and my neighbour came in with a bang, a twang and a honk, even though I twold him to never come in if he was about to honc out of his rear end, because that would just be a brain honq.
Yes, that (the above) is just so creative...
*re-reads the above sentence* Oh, no. No, no, no. That still makes far too much sense. No, Rath, you'll have to do much worse than that. One more question...
Copy another book? Why not combine it with nonsensical spelling and made-up words?
It was the best of times, it was the qlorst of times. It was the best of contrafibularities, it was the qlorst of pericombobulations. It was the anaspepticest of phrasmotic interludicles, it was the compunctiousest of pendigestatory and interfrastical extramuralisations.
(Now you know why I don't write advertisements).