Australian Writers' Forum

Today we have just ticked over 25,000 post on the forum

Busy bees... Isn't everyone?

Sorry, I am a bit of a post hog...

*checks his own post count* Hmm. I have a little over 5%... better get crackin' and snatch that title from PGB! *flexes fingers*

Here's a song about that.

Post Count
(to the tune of "Tax Man" by the Beatles)

We're on the forum, making posts
We're trying to reduce our costs

We're playing post count
Ye-e-eah, it's the post count

Paul's made a lot of posts in here
But that's ok - let's have a beer...

And play the post count!
Ye-e-eah, it's the post count!

If I post a lot (you'll win a prize)
If my posts are silly (that's no surprise)
But I hope this song (will make you smile)
And perhaps you'll comment (for a while...)

POST COUNT!!!

(Everyone rushes to their keyboards and posts madly away.)

Let's play the post count!
Ye-e-eah, it's the post count!

Here's my advice for posting well (post count!!)
Just keep your cool, don't scream and yell (post count!!)

You're playing post count!
Ye-e-eah, it's the post count!

And you're posting
with no one
but me (post count!!!)

(Again, everyone rushes to their keyboards and posts madly away...
Sound effect for people disconnecting...
Sound effect for computers shutting down)

Well written Rath

Too funny!